Joseph Hattan

Junior Director of Instruction (May 2018 – present)  Community Outreach Director (May 2017 – December 2017) (May 2018 – present)  Profit (May 2017 – Present) Disciple (January 2016 – May 2017)   Joseph Hattan really wants to hear about your day. No, she really does. She won’t stop giving you her full attention. It’s perplexing and a little uncomfortable for you.

Ashley Siano

Junior (Abroad) Disciple (January 2017 – May 2018)   Ashley Siano has been in a committed relationship with her bangs for a year. It’s a big deal, so be sure to congratulate her.

Dom Antonietti

Senior   El’ Presidente Dom Antonietti was looking for the bathroom and somehow ended up here. He’s nerdy, narcoleptic, and shrfsjbeksjdbdk

Joseph Delmastro

Junior Treasurer (December 2017 – Present) Profit (November 2017 – Present) Disciple (August 2016 – November 2017)   Joseph Delmastrois currently working on a glitter/mac & cheese hybrid following the astounding success of his sequin/glazed ham combo. He’s also looking for a marketing/decoupage intern, so apply below.