Bella CarpiSophomore Disciple (August 2017 – Present)
Bella is an avid user of the semi-colon. She has no wisdom teeth, tonsils, or appendix. She once wore lipstick to a costume party and a nun costume to a graduation party. She hasn’t missed a midnight snack in two years
Kate LindrumSophomore Disciple (August 2017 – Present)
Kate is allergic to exercise. Her favorite food is meat. She likes how tattoos look but is scared of the commitment. She knows all the words to Nicki Minaj’s verse in “Monster”
Oliver Mitchell-BoyaskSenior Disciple (August 2015 – Present)
Oliver thinks he’s a communist sometimes but really just likes the memes.
Pavani PeriJunior Disciple (August 2017 – Present)
Pavani Peri is a proud vegan so no Peri-Peri sauce for her. But it doesn’t stop her from her unhealthy obsession with Putin.
Harris WhelessSenior Disciple (January 2017 – Present)
Harris’ first erection was from a Renoir painting.
He likes sculptures too.
Elijah WildeSophomore Disciple (August 2017 – Present)
Elijah Wilde (center) is a 6’1 white male with dark brown hair and blue eyes. He was last spotted in blue jeans and a black t-shirt professing his love of The Office to a nonplussed Wendy’s cashier at 2:00am Monday morning. If you have any information regarding his whereabouts please contact the chapel hill police department or call 1-800-222-TIPS.