Bella Carpi

Disciple (August 2017 – Present)

Bella is an avid user of the semi-colon. She has no wisdom teeth, tonsils, or appendix. She once wore lipstick to a costume party and a nun costume to a graduation party. She hasn’t missed a midnight snack in two years



Kate Lindrum

Disciple (August 2017 – Present)

Kate is allergic to exercise. Her favorite food is meat. She likes how tattoos look but is scared of the commitment. She knows all the words to Nicki Minaj’s verse in “Monster”



Oliver Mitchell-Boyask

Disciple (August 2015 – Present)

Oliver thinks he’s a communist sometimes but really just likes the memes.


Pavani Peri

Disciple (August 2017 – Present)

Pavani Peri is a proud vegan so no Peri-Peri sauce for her. But it doesn’t stop her from her unhealthy obsession with Putin.



Harris Wheless

Disciple (January 2017 – Present)

Harris! Wow!



Elijah Wilde

Disciple (August 2017 – Present)

Elijah Wilde (center) is a 6’1 white male with dark brown hair and blue eyes. He was last spotted in blue jeans and a black t-shirt professing his love of The Office to a nonplussed Wendy’s cashier at 2:00am Monday morning. If you have any information regarding his whereabouts please contact the chapel hill police department or call 1-800-222-TIPS.

Former Disciples

Ava Gruchacz (January 2017 – May 2018)

Josh Alexander (August 2013 – May 2015)

Rachel Anderson (January 2014 – May 2015)

Bry Bowden (January 2016 – May 2017)

Hunter Braddy (January 2015 – May 2017)

Natalie Cabo (January 2015 – August 2015)

Mackenzie Cole (August 2014 – December 2015)

Caity Kelly (January 2014 – May 2015)

Ace Lane (August 2014 – May 2015)

Michael Lewis (August 2014 – March 2015) (January 2018 – May 2018)

Marcy McLamb (January 2014 – December 2014)

Jake Rohde (August 2014 – February 2015)

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