More and more media coverage
In typical False Profits fashion, we keep the local media in business by supplying them with their daily dose of Profits.
In all seriousness, we’re flattered that the news keeps being slow enough to have room to cover us. Thanks again Daily Tar Heel!
Happy Founders Day!!
A year ago today, Kenan and Eric met up to form a group they named Elegant Bullsh!t. That group later became False Profits. Thanks for a fun first year. Can’t wait for many more with y’all!!
Happy Founder’s Day! #TheHolidayEvenWeDontCelebrate
Oh yeah….and it’s also Will(iam) Booth’s birthday….so there’s that….
Cube Questions
This cube raises a lot questions. We will answer them.
Questions
- Is there a comedy show?
- Did you all paint that amazing rendition of Olaf from Disney’s Frozen?
Answers:
- Why yes, there is a comedy show. Click on the link to RSVP to our Out of Place Comedy Show. There will be improv, sketch, and standup comedy.
- No, no we didn’t. Now we’re embarrased you asked us. Now we feel inadequate.
Only two questions. We made it out of there pretty easily.



