UNC Comedy | False Profits

FALSE PROFITS WELCOMES 2 NEW PROFITS

We are proud to announce the birth of two new baby Profits!
Born on November 27th, 2017, these two bundles of joy have already snatched our hearts and spit up all over our clothes.
Tyler Gwinn & Sydney Hale! Can’t wait for you to grow up, move out, and support us financially!

New Profits

FALSE PROFITS PRESENTS: THE MONSTER MASH

 

Come out for our third annual HALLOWEEN COMEDY SHOW. Get ready for a night of bone-rattling laughter.
Standup! Sketch! Improv! BLOODDDD! [jk there’s no blood]

Hanes Art 121
Doors open 7:30, show at 8pm.
$5 if you wear regular clothes; $4 if you wear a costume!

[costumes must be real costumes and not just that one shirt you own with a pumpkin on it]

 

Facebook event: https://www.facebook.com/events/1889793434616982

FREE Improv Workshop!

Want to learn improv? We’re hosting an improv workshop! Come practice the basics with two of our current disciples, Ava Gruchacz and Annie Bennett. All levels welcome!

Wednesday, October 25
7-8 PM

Facebook Event: https://www.facebook.com/events/1471113372972352/

FALSE PROFITS 2: 2 FUNNY 2 FURIOUS COMEDY SHOW

The goons are BACK and this time, they’re out for revenge. We’ve got a bigger budget*, better effects**, and a whole lot of sexual tension***.
And OF COURSE, we have sketch, standup, and improv.
You know what they say: the sequel’s ALWAYS better.

Friday, September 22 | 8 PM | Hanes 121 | $5

*our budget’s the same
**there are no special effects, it’s a live show. come on.
***we’ve always had that

Facebook event: https://www.facebook.com/events/307934926345402/