Maia Gutterbocks
Senior
Profit (September 2020 – Present)
Disciple (August 2019– Sep 2020)
YAY NEW DISCIPLES WE LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU
JJ Tyson
Senior
Treasurer (December 2015 – December 2016)
Profit (April 2015 – Present)
Disciple (August 2014 – April 2015)
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As a child, JJ Tyson used humor to cope with his severe onset “Seldom Understood Kid-ness” or SUK. After a shouting match with some False Profits about his likeness to Charlie in “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”, he ended up not just a confused freshman, but a confused freshman in a comedy troupe. He loves troupes. And the troops. God Bless America. Amen.
Drew Vollmer
Senior
Agent (December 2017 – Present)
Director of Instruction (April 2016 – December 2017)
Profit (December 2015 – Present)
Disciple (January 2015 – December 2015)
Child star Drew Vollmer was best known for his leading role in “The Wonder Years”, but now he’s all grown up! Vollmer joined the False Profits not only to revitalize his washed-up acting career, but more importantly to cope with the childhood he never had.
Muddie Brown
Junior
Profit (May 2020- Present)
Disciple (January 2017 – May 2020)
MUDDIEEEEEE YAY YAY
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