UNC Comedy | False Profits

JJ Tyson

Treasurer (December 2015 – December 2016)
Profit (April 2015 – Present)
Disciple (August 2014 – April 2015)
As a child, JJ Tyson used humor to cope with his severe onset “Seldom Understood Kid-ness” or SUK. After a shouting match with some False Profits about his likeness to Charlie in “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”, he ended up not just a confused freshman, but a confused freshman in a comedy troupe. He loves troupes. And the troops. God Bless America. Amen.

Drew Vollmer

Agent (December 2017 – Present)
Director of Instruction (April 2016 – December 2017)
Profit (December 2015 – Present)
Disciple (January 2015 – December 2015)

Child star Drew Vollmer was best known for his leading role in “The Wonder Years”, but now he’s all grown up! Vollmer joined the False Profits not only to revitalize his washed-up acting career, but more importantly to cope with the childhood he never had.

Muddie Brown

Profit (May 2020- Present)
Disciple (January 2017 – May 2020)


Zach Werder

Profit (May 2017 – Present)
Disciple (January 2015 – May 2017)