Anita Simha
Junior Director of Instruction (December 2015 – Present) Profit (December 2014 – Present) Disciple (January 2014 – December 2014) – Anita Simha exists, much to the chagrin of friends and family. She also excels at writing concise biographies that lend little insight into her character.
Maia Gutterbocks
Senior Profit (September 2020 – Present) Disciple (August 2019– Sep 2020) YAY NEW DISCIPLES WE LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU
JJ Tyson
Senior Treasurer (December 2015 – December 2016) Profit (April 2015 – Present) Disciple (August 2014 – April 2015) – As a child, JJ Tyson used humor to cope with his severe onset “Seldom Understood Kid-ness” or SUK. After a shouting match with some False Profits about his likeness to Charlie in “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”, he ended up not just a confused freshman, but a confused freshman in a comedy troupe. He loves troupes. And the troops. God Bless America. Amen.
UNC Comedy | False Profits 