New Profits Peter and “Scarves”
Everyone, we’re proud to introduce our newest Profits! Heather “Scarves” Wilson AND Peter McWilliams Join us in congratulating them, and look out for lots of new fun coming your way soon! High Five, -FP
“Shayne is Dead”
We unfortunately had to cut this sketch from our “Free (With Purchase)” show due to a technical issue with our PowerPoint. But we loved it so much that we decided to recreate it as a video sketch instead of a live sketch. We hope you enjoy!
500 Fans!!!
To the 500 fans of the False Profits Facebook page: Thank you all so much for your support. We are so glad that we have 500 supporters of our hard work. Without you 500 having our backs, we wouldn’t be able to do this whole comedy thing. We are so happy to… Oh, looks we got one unlike while writing this. To our 499 fans: Thanks. We guess.
Disciples Spring Comedy Show
FREE COMEDY SHOW (actually a free show) Come see the future of False Profits perform a standup, improv and sketch comedy show. It’s free! It’s right here on campus! — Carroll 033 It’s a nice study break for a Sunday night!
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