500 Fans!!!
To the 500 fans of the False Profits Facebook page:
Thank you all so much for your support. We are so glad that we have 500 supporters of our hard work. Without you 500 having our backs, we wouldn’t be able to do this whole comedy thing. We are so happy to…
Oh, looks we got one unlike while writing this.
To our 499 fans:
Thanks. We guess.
Disciples Spring Comedy Show
FREE COMEDY SHOW (actually a free show)
Come see the future of False Profits perform a standup, improv and sketch comedy show.
It’s free!
It’s right here on campus! — Carroll 033
It’s a nice study break for a Sunday night!
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Cube Apology (What were the odds? No seriously…)
Yeah, we know. What are the odds that this would happen? Seriously, what are the odds. Tell us the odds. We worked out the numbers and if you guess it right, you will get a free (with $5 donation) False Profits shotglass!
If you guessed 1 in 425,000, you’d be close, but off by 5,000. In which direction? We’ll tell you if you fill out the form on the “Contact Us” page or shoot an email to FalseProfitsComedy@gmail.com.
But back to what this blog post is about. Look at this picture. We had no idea their event would use a theme similar to ours. We feel horri…
Oh, did we trail off? We’re not to get caught up on the whole odds thing, but our team of statistics analysts (Eric and Marcie) just figured the odds of you using our contact form or emailing us at falseprofitscomedy@gmail.com. What are those odds? We’ll tell you if you come to our “Free (With Purchase)” improv, sketch, & standup comedy show this Friday, April 4th at UNC’s Murray Hall Room G202 at 8pm. RSVP by clicking the link or find the page through the False Profits Facebook Page. What are the odds you’ll choose the latter?
Ok we’ll stop.
“Free (With Purchase)” Comedy Show Announced
“Free (With Purchase)” Comedy Show
Friday, April 4 – 8PM – Murray G202
We have a COMPLETELY NEW show hot and ready for you, and it’s 100% totally free (after you buy a ticket)!*
It’ll be full of standup, improv, sketches and April foolery.
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