Cube Apology (What were the odds? No seriously…)

CubeApologyYeah, we know. What are the odds that this would happen? Seriously, what are the odds. Tell us the odds. We worked out the numbers and if you guess it right, you will get a free (with $5 donation) False Profits shotglass!

If you guessed 1 in 425,000, you’d be close, but off by 5,000. In which direction? We’ll tell you if you fill out the form on the “Contact Us” page or shoot an email to

But back to what this blog post is about.  Look at this picture. We had no idea their event would use a theme similar to ours. We feel horri…

Oh, did we trail off? We’re not to get caught up on the whole odds thing, but our team of statistics analysts (Eric and Marcie) just figured the odds of you using our contact form or emailing us at What are those odds? We’ll tell you if you come to our “Free (With Purchase)” improv, sketch, & standup comedy show this Friday, April 4th at UNC’s Murray Hall Room G202 at 8pm. RSVP by clicking the link or find the page through the False Profits Facebook Page. What are the odds you’ll choose the latter?

Ok we’ll stop.

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