Christian Prosperi
Junior
Profit (April 2015 – Present)
Disciple (August 2014 – April 2015)
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Christian Prosperi hails from an unknown, experimental region of the Internet. He is double majoring in Lawn Sitting and Artful Coffee Preparation, with a minor in Time Management Ignorance. Legend has it that he has three spleens.
Madison Schaper
Senior
Director of Instruction (April 2017 – Present)
Profit (December 2016 – Present)
Disciple (August 2015 – December 2016)
Madison Schaper joined False Profits in an attempt to get her family to introduce her as “the funny one” instead of as “the one who doesn’t play a sport.” It was not successful.
Anita Simha
Junior
Director of Instruction (December 2015 – Present)
Profit (December 2014 – Present)
Disciple (January 2014 – December 2014)
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Anita Simha exists, much to the chagrin of friends and family. She also excels at writing concise biographies that lend little insight into her character.
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