UNC Comedy | False Profits

“Halloween Show” Comedy Show Announced!

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Come join False Profits on Halloween Eve (Hallow’s Eve’s Eve?), Fri Oct. 30th for our Halloween Show! We will be at our spookiest, spoopiest, and funniest. Doors open at 7:30. Tickets are $5 if you’ve liked our Facebook page, $6 otherwise. Hanes Art 121 gang.

 

https://www.facebook.com/events/837525766365067/

“E For Everyone” Show Announcement!

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False Profits is cleaning up their act! We’re having a kid friendly show based around childhood stories and birthdays! Come join us in Coker 201 on Saturday, Sept 12th at 8:00 PM for the first performance of the semester. We promise to keep the material at most PG-13 or we’ll rework it right in front you! Tickets are $6 at the door, $5 if you like us on Facebook!

Welcome New Additions to the Disciples!

It has been a blast getting to know y’all over the past 3 days. We genuinely wish we could have added all of you on to the troupe this semester. This was the largest Final Callback in False Profits’ history, so please feel good about being a part of this extremely strong talent pool. If you did not receive an invitation to join the Disciples, please join us at our open workshops, and PLEASE audition in the spring. You made it to Final Callbacks, understand the audition process, and the odds are in your favor for the future.

This is a very serious plea. We want to work with you again. We are looking for people to help produce our shows and video sketches. If you have any past experience with Sound Design (Adobe Audition particularly), Light Design (any previous light work as a theater tech is enough), and Videography (experience with post effects and editing) please shoot us an email. We’ll start up a pretty informal application process.

Again, if you did not receive a callback and would like notes on what you could improve on, please don’t hesitate to message our Facebook Page or email us at FalseProfitsComedy@gmail.com.

Without further ado, it is our pleasure to introduce our Fall 2015 Class of Disciples!
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Final Callbacks (Fall 2015 Disciple Auditions)

First off, thank you all for a very entertaining night. It’s a pleasure watching all of you perform. So if you didn’t receive a callback, KEEP PERFORMING comedy and take advantage of all the learning and performing outlets around Chapel Hill including our workshops, DSI Comedy classes, and open mics around Chapel Hill. Also come audition again, because we’d love to work with all of you.
Seriously, like if you want to start working with us immediately, on more non-comedic terms, we are looking for people to help produce our shows and video sketches. If you have any past experience with Sound Design (Adobe Audition particularly), Light Design (any previous light work as a theater tech is enough), and Videography (experience with post effects and editing) please shoot us an email. We’ll start up a pretty informal application process.

If you did not receive a callback and would like the notes on what you could improve on, please don’t hesitate to message our Facebook Page or email us at FalseProfitsComedy@gmail.com.

IMPORTANT INFO DONT CLICK “READ MORE YET”: For final callbacks, everyone will expected to perform two (2!) improv scenes and one (1!) set of stand-up, up to three (3!!!) minutes long.

We would like to call back the following people tomorrow at 7PM in Union 3407 (in no particular order) –
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