Our Newest Disciples!
Please join us in congratulating our newest Disciples!! Marcy McLamb Caity Kelly Anita Simha Rachel Anderson Heather Wilson Erin Wygant Thank you to everyone who came out to our auditions this semester. It was a pleasure watching all of you perform, and if you didn’t make it, we encourage you to come out in future semesters because you all are very funny people. Please keep doing comedy. High Five, -FP
“Too Silly For Jail” Comedy Show
Hey did you miss our “Too Silly For Jail” show last semester or just want to relive the jokes and the Union tech issues? Well we just released the FULL VIDEO OF THE SHOW! Hope you like it!
Spring Audition First Callbacks
Thank you to everyone who auditioned this evening! It was so much fun watching all of you perform, and we can honestly say that it was a very difficult decision that took us awhile to make. We would like to call back the following people tomorrow at 7PM. Please meet in the Pit. In no particular order – -Marcy McLamb -Caity Kelly -Manasvi Khullar -Heather Wilson -Rachel Anderson -Erin Wygant -Jamison Williams -Anita Simha -Nancy Gao -Holly Bullis If you’re not on this list, we encourage you to come back in future… Read More
Carolina’s Funniest Comic
What are you doing January 17th at 7:30PM? I didn’t hear a response, so you must not have plans! Go see False Profits’ Marcie Maier perform standup comedy during Round 1a of Carolina’s Funniest Comic Stand Up Competition at DSI Comedy Theater in Carrboro. We’ll buy your ticket for you! Wait, while we’re there, we should stick around afterward to see Round 1b at 9:00PM. Another False Profit, Kenan “Hoost” Bateman will perform standup comedy, too. Let’s call it a date! Marcie and Kenan are among 36 standup acts from North Carolina and… Read More
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