What are you doing January 17th at 7:30PM? I didn’t hear a response, so you must not have plans!

Go see False Profits’ Marcie Maier perform standup comedy during Round 1a of Carolina’s Funniest Comic Stand Up Competition at DSI Comedy Theater in Carrboro. We’ll buy your ticket for you!

Wait, while we’re there, we should stick around afterward to see Round 1b at 9:00PM.  Another False Profit, Kenan “Hoost” Bateman will perform standup comedy, too. Let’s call it a date!

Marcie and Kenan are among 36 standup acts from North Carolina and South Carolina competing to see who’s Carolina’s Funniest Comic. I’m so glad you agreed to go to both shows with us. We’ll pick you up from your place. What is your phone num…

Wait, you do have plans that night? With your boyfriend? We just were too eager with our plug to give you a chance to say you had plans?

Oh, okay. We’ll go see Kenan and Marcie stag.