Madison Schaper

Senior    Director of Instruction (April 2017 – Present) Profit (December 2016 – Present) Disciple (August 2015 – December 2016)   Madison Schaper joined False Profits in an attempt to get her family to introduce her as “the funny one” instead of as “the one who doesn’t play a sport.” It was not successful.

Anita Simha

Junior Director of Instruction (December 2015 – Present) Profit (December 2014 – Present) Disciple (January 2014 – December 2014) – Anita Simha exists, much to the chagrin of friends and family. She also excels at writing concise biographies that lend little insight into her character.

Maia Gutterbocks

  Senior   Profit (September 2020 – Present) Disciple (August 2019– Sep 2020) YAY NEW DISCIPLES WE LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU

JJ Tyson

Senior Treasurer (December 2015 – December 2016) Profit (April 2015 – Present) Disciple (August 2014 – April 2015) – As a child, JJ Tyson used humor to cope with his severe onset “Seldom Understood Kid-ness” or SUK. After a shouting match with some False Profits about his likeness to Charlie in “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”, he ended up not just a confused freshman, but a confused freshman in a comedy troupe. He loves troupes. And the troops. God Bless America. Amen.