“False Profits, The Musical” Comedy Show Announced!
RSVP to the “False Profits, The Musical” Event on Facebook! *Not actually a musical* SENIOR SHOW (details below) THE ONLY SPRING 2015 FALSE PROFITS SHOW! Naysayers have labeled us as “The Worst A Cappella Group On Campus”….but we’re about to see if they’re right (they are right) But what about the standup, improv, and sketch comedy?! You told me there would be standup, improv and sketch comedy! Oh don’t you worry. There will be lots of standup, improv and sketch comedy (God dammit, Google. Rank us higher for “standup, improv and sketch… Read More
Happy Founder’s Day
Happy Founder’s Day! Two years ago today, a comedy troupe called Elegant Bullsh!t was founded. Two months later, that troupe became False Profits. It’s been an absolute blast performing for y’all and growing into the troupe we are today. We cannot thank you enough for the support you’ve given, because without it, we’d be nothing. Thank you for helping us do everything from small shows in Chapman to packing the house in Hanes Art. Thank you for asking us to perform at your events around campus and the area. Thank you for… Read More
OUR NEW DISCIPLES! (SPRING 2015)
First off, on behalf of all of us, the 6 of you made our decision extremely tough. Every single one of you had people fighting for you and fighting hard. It sucks that we can only take so many Disciples because we’d love to have all 6 of you on our troupe, and we sincerely mean that. So please, please come back and audition in the fall because you should enter as early favorites to make the troupe. If you did not make the troupe and would like the notes on what you… Read More
Final Callbacks (Spring 2015 Disciple Auditions)
First off, thank you all for a very entertaining night. It’s a pleasure watching all of you perform. So if you didn’t receive a callback, KEEP PERFORMING comedy and take advantage of all the learning and performing outlets around Chapel Hill including our workshops and open mics we’ll have this semester. Also come audition again, because we’d love to work with all of you. If you did not receive a callback and would like the notes on what you could improve on, please don’t hesitate to message our Facebook Page or email us… Read More
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