RSVP to the “False Profits, The Musical” Event on Facebook!

*Not actually a musical*

SENIOR SHOW (details below)

THE ONLY SPRING 2015 FALSE PROFITS SHOW!

Naysayers have labeled us as “The Worst A Cappella Group On Campus”….but we’re about to see if they’re right (they are right)

But what about the standup, improv, and sketch comedy?! You told me there would be standup, improv and sketch comedy! Oh don’t you worry. There will be lots of standup, improv and sketch comedy (God dammit, Google. Rank us higher for “standup, improv and sketch comedy”).

We just will take breaks for songs, rap battles, musical comedy, and much more. We’ll still be doing all of our comedy forms.

It is also the end of an era. This will be the final time Kenan and Marcie will toss on the baby blue shirt and tie a double windsor on the famed white tie. Come out and support their final show with False Profits. They’ll both probably cry if you’re into that.

BRAND NEW MATERIAL
ALL NEW IDEAS
A LAST HOORAH FOR KENAN AND MARCIE

We can’t wait to see you!

Doors at 7:30PM (ish)
We sold out Hanes Art last semester, so please arrive early to guarantee a seat!

You save $1 off your ticket and pay only $5 when you “Like” our Facebook page – False Profits.

High Five,
-FP

Paid for in part by funds from UNC Student Congress