Our Alum’s Musical – “The Bipartisan”

A quick shoutout to one of our alums doing big things. False Profits alumnus Joey Rasmus (’14) had his musical picked up for production – “The Bipartisan”. During his time as a Profit, Joey produced the early drafts of a full-length musical. That same musical the group read over during a retreat at Kenan’s lake house is now being produced in New York City! It will run at the Hudson Guild Theater in Manhattan on August 6, 8, and 9. As we look towards our 2015-2016 year of False Profits, we’re glad… Read More

NEW PROFITS – JJ Tyson and Christian Prosperi

Everyone, we’re proud to introduce our NEWEST PROFITS!! JJ Tyson & Christian Prosperi Join us in congratulating them, and they’ll hit the stage with us this fall!! High Five, -FP

Disciples Spring 2015 Show

Disciples Spring 2015 Show 7pm – Friday, April 17 Coker 201 (Coker is the building on South Road due north of Genome Sciences) RSVP HERE Come see the future of False Profits perform a standup, improv and sketch comedy show! $3 or $1 if you “Like” the False Profits Facebook page! It’s right here on campus! — Coker 201 The Disciples Coached by Kenan Bateman & Marcie Maier Adrian Gilliam Josh Alexander  Caity Kelly MacKinsey Cole Ace Lane Christian Prosperi JJ Tyson Hunter Braddy Drew Vollmer Zach Werder Show 7PM Doors 6:40PM “The Disciples” is the incubator team… Read More

“False Profits, The Musical” Comedy Show Announced!

RSVP to the “False Profits, The Musical” Event on Facebook! *Not actually a musical* SENIOR SHOW (details below) THE ONLY SPRING 2015 FALSE PROFITS SHOW! Naysayers have labeled us as “The Worst A Cappella Group On Campus”….but we’re about to see if they’re right (they are right) But what about the standup, improv, and sketch comedy?! You told me there would be standup, improv and sketch comedy! Oh don’t you worry. There will be lots of standup, improv and sketch comedy (God dammit, Google. Rank us higher for “standup, improv and sketch… Read More