Cube Apology (What were the odds? No seriously…)

Yeah, we know. What are the odds that this would happen? Seriously, what are the odds. Tell us the odds. We worked out the numbers and if you guess it right, you will get a free (with $5 donation) False Profits shotglass! If you guessed 1 in 425,000, you’d be close, but off by 5,000. In which direction? We’ll tell you if you fill out the form on the “Contact Us” page or shoot an email to FalseProfitsComedy@gmail.com. But back to what this blog post is about.  Look at this picture. We… Read More

“Free (With Purchase)” Comedy Show Announced

“Free (With Purchase)” Comedy Show Friday, April 4 – 8PM – Murray G202 We have a COMPLETELY NEW show hot and ready for you, and it’s 100% totally free (after you buy a ticket)!* It’ll be full of standup, improv, sketches and April foolery.

More and more media coverage

In typical False Profits fashion, we keep the local media in business by supplying them with their daily dose of Profits. In all seriousness, we’re flattered that the news keeps being slow enough to have room to cover us. Thanks again Daily Tar Heel! http://www.dailytarheel.com/article/2014/02/student-comedy-troupe-false-profits-to-perform-for-second-time

Congrats to Joey and Marcie!

Quick shout out to Joey and Marcie. They both were chosen to open for Lewis Black!! And this is Marcie’s second time! False Profits took 2/3 spots!! Come see them again on Friday at our “Our of Place” Comedy Show!! 8PM – Chapman 201 Lewis Black would want you to come.