Posted on November 1, 2014 by False Profits
RSVP to the “Fall’s Prophets” Event! The False Prophets are back with their…. Wait…. The Faults Profits are back…. Uhh…. Folt’s Prophits are… Nope… False Prophfits… Oh I give up… We’ve got a new show ready for you, and it promises to be our best one yet! Doors at 7:30PM Our last show sold out Hanes Art, so please arrive early to guarantee a seat! You save $1 off your ticket and pay only $5 when you “Like” our Facebook page – False Profits. High Five, -FP Paid for in part by funds… Read More
Posted on October 8, 2014 by False Profits
We filmed this our first semester as a troupe, but we’re just releasing it now. We hope you enjoy as we open the False Profits vault!
Posted on October 5, 2014 by False Profits
WOW! Last night was incredible! Thank you all so much for coming last night. It was our biggest show yet – a SOLD OUT Hanes Art Auditorium!! We love writing and performing comedy for you, and there aren’t words to describe how it feels to have all of this support. Y’all are the best fans. Thanks for coming to our show and thanks for celebrating with us afterwards. It means a lot. See you November 15th!! High Five, -FP
Posted on September 17, 2014 by False Profits
“We’re Trying, Mom” Comedy Show Saturday, October 4 – 8PM – Hanes Art 121 WE’RE BACK! And we’ve got new toys – mainly A HUGE ASS SUBWOOFER. We’ve learned that every song has bass if you want it to (and you’ll learn too if you come)! This will be a night full of standup, bass, improv, bass, sketches, bass, and bass*. It’s also Peter and Scarves’ first show as Profits. So come support** them! Doors at 7:30 PM Seating is limited due to equipment eliminating seating, so please come early to guarantee… Read More
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