UNC Comedy | False Profits

Sold Out “We’re Trying, Mom”

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WOW! Last night was incredible!

Thank you all so much for coming last night. It was our biggest show yet – a SOLD OUT Hanes Art Auditorium!!

We love writing and performing comedy for you, and there aren’t words to describe how it feels to have all of this support.

Y’all are the best fans. Thanks for coming to our show and thanks for celebrating with us afterwards. It means a lot.

See you November 15th!!

High Five,
-FP

“We’re Trying, Mom” Comedy Show ANNOUNCED!

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“We’re Trying, Mom” Comedy Show

Saturday, October 4 – 8PM – Hanes Art 121

WE’RE BACK! And we’ve got new toys – mainly A HUGE ASS SUBWOOFER. We’ve learned that every song has bass if you want it to (and you’ll learn too if you come)!

This will be a night full of standup, bass, improv, bass, sketches, bass, and bass*.

It’s also Peter and Scarves’ first show as Profits. So come support** them!

Doors at 7:30 PM
Seating is limited due to equipment eliminating seating, so please come early to guarantee a seat!!

You save $1 off your ticket and pay only $5 when you “Like” our Facebook page – False Profits.

BRING YOUR FRIENDS!

High Five,
-FP

*There will be bass.
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Please Welcome Our Newest Disciples!

It has been a blast getting to know y’all over the past 3 days. We genuinely wish we could have added all of you on to the troupe this semester. This was the largest Final Callback in False Profits’ history, so please feel good about being a part of this extremely strong talent pool. All of you are amazing performers, and we want to work with all of you. If you did not receive an invitation to join the Disciples, please join us at our open workshops, and PLEASE audition in the spring. You made it to Final Callbacks, understand the audition process, and the odds are in your favor for the future.

Again, if you did not receive a callback and would like the notes on what you could improve on, please don’t hesitate to message our Facebook Page or email us at FalseProfitsComedy@gmail.com.

Without further ado, it is our pleasure to introduce our Fall 2014 Class of Disciples!
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Audition Final Callbacks

What an incredible night of auditions! We can’t even begin to say how blown away we are by y’all’s talent. And to have such talented people invested in this group means a lot to all of us. So we thank you for that.

We thought deliberating last night was tough. Well, tonight was infinitely harder. We said it last night, and we’ll say it again, if you did not receive a callback, PLEASE come to our open workshops and audition again. Every single person had someone fighting for them tonight, which is why the process took so long. You all are extremely talented.

If you did not receive a callback and would like the notes on what you could improve on, please don’t hesitate to message our Facebook Page or email us at FalseProfitsComedy@gmail.com.

We would like to call back the following people tomorrow at 8PM in the Union Auditorium (in no particular order) –
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