A Fond Farewell

Thank you so much. That deserves its own line because I can’t thank everyone enough for the support you’ve given both me and this group over the past 2½ years. As I just completed my final course at Carolina last week, I officially became an alum of this comedy group, and it’s a little surreal to step aside. Before I get too deep into this and everyone stops reading, I just want to say – as Jon Stewart so eloquently put it the other night – “This is only a pause in… Read More

Happy Graduation Jordan & Joey!

Huge congratulations to our first graduating class of False Profits, Jordan Hale and Joey Rasmus! As an organization, False Profits will be taking more credit than we should for their academic success and contributions to the campus community. So let’s try that introduction again. And do it right…