“Infiniti Love Necklace”

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“Halloween Show” Comedy Show Announced!

Come join False Profits on Halloween Eve (Hallow’s Eve’s Eve?), Fri Oct. 30th for our Halloween Show! We will be at our spookiest, spoopiest, and funniest. Doors open at 7:30. Tickets are $5 if you’ve liked our Facebook page, $6 otherwise. Hanes Art 121 gang.   https://www.facebook.com/events/837525766365067/

“E For Everyone” Show Announcement!

False Profits is cleaning up their act! We’re having a kid friendly show based around childhood stories and birthdays! Come join us in Coker 201 on Saturday, Sept 12th at 8:00 PM for the first performance of the semester. We promise to keep the material at most PG-13 or we’ll rework it right in front you! Tickets are $6 at the door, $5 if you like us on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/events/1492358561079233/

A Fond Farewell

Thank you so much. That deserves its own line because I can’t thank everyone enough for the support you’ve given both me and this group over the past 2½ years. As I just completed my final course at Carolina last week, I officially became an alum of this comedy group, and it’s a little surreal to step aside. Before I get too deep into this and everyone stops reading, I just want to say – as Jon Stewart so eloquently put it the other night – “This is only a pause in… Read More