NEW PROFITS – JJ Tyson and Christian Prosperi

Everyone, we’re proud to introduce our NEWEST PROFITS!! JJ Tyson & Christian Prosperi Join us in congratulating them, and they’ll hit the stage with us this fall!! High Five, -FP

Disciples Spring 2015 Show

Disciples Spring 2015 Show 7pm – Friday, April 17 Coker 201 (Coker is the building on South Road due north of Genome Sciences) RSVP HERE Come see the future of False Profits perform a standup, improv and sketch comedy show! $3 or $1 if you “Like” the False Profits Facebook page! It’s right here on campus! — Coker 201 The Disciples Coached by Kenan Bateman & Marcie Maier Adrian Gilliam Josh Alexander  Caity Kelly MacKinsey Cole Ace Lane Christian Prosperi JJ Tyson Hunter Braddy Drew Vollmer Zach Werder Show 7PM Doors 6:40PM “The Disciples” is the incubator team… Read More

“False Profits, The Musical” Comedy Show Announced!

RSVP to the “False Profits, The Musical” Event on Facebook! *Not actually a musical* SENIOR SHOW (details below) THE ONLY SPRING 2015 FALSE PROFITS SHOW! Naysayers have labeled us as “The Worst A Cappella Group On Campus”….but we’re about to see if they’re right (they are right) But what about the standup, improv, and sketch comedy?! You told me there would be standup, improv and sketch comedy! Oh don’t you worry. There will be lots of standup, improv and sketch comedy (God dammit, Google. Rank us higher for “standup, improv and sketch… Read More

Happy Founder’s Day

Happy Founder’s Day! Two years ago today, a comedy troupe called Elegant Bullsh!t was founded. Two months later, that troupe became False Profits. It’s been an absolute blast performing for y’all and growing into the troupe we are today. We cannot thank you enough for the support you’ve given, because without it, we’d be nothing. Thank you for helping us do everything from small shows in Chapman to packing the house in Hanes Art. Thank you for asking us to perform at your events around campus and the area. Thank you for… Read More