“False Profits vs Censorship”

We filmed this our first semester as a troupe, but we’re just releasing it now. We hope you enjoy as we open the False Profits vault!

Sold Out “We’re Trying, Mom”

WOW! Last night was incredible! Thank you all so much for coming last night. It was our biggest show yet – a SOLD OUT Hanes Art Auditorium!! We love writing and performing comedy for you, and there aren’t words to describe how it feels to have all of this support. Y’all are the best fans. Thanks for coming to our show and thanks for celebrating with us afterwards. It means a lot. See you November 15th!! High Five, -FP

“We’re Trying, Mom” Comedy Show ANNOUNCED!

“We’re Trying, Mom” Comedy Show Saturday, October 4 – 8PM – Hanes Art 121 WE’RE BACK! And we’ve got new toys – mainly A HUGE ASS SUBWOOFER. We’ve learned that every song has bass if you want it to (and you’ll learn too if you come)! This will be a night full of standup, bass, improv, bass, sketches, bass, and bass*. It’s also Peter and Scarves’ first show as Profits. So come support** them! Doors at 7:30 PM Seating is limited due to equipment eliminating seating, so please come early to guarantee… Read More

Please Welcome Our Newest Disciples!

It has been a blast getting to know y’all over the past 3 days. We genuinely wish we could have added all of you on to the troupe this semester. This was the largest Final Callback in False Profits’ history, so please feel good about being a part of this extremely strong talent pool. All of you are amazing performers, and we want to work with all of you. If you did not receive an invitation to join the Disciples, please join us at our open workshops, and PLEASE audition in the spring…. Read More