Auditions – Spring 2015


No comedy experience is required! If we like your potential, we’re here to teach you!

Open Auditions – Sunday, January 11, 7-9 PM (Union 3408)

Callbacks – 1/12 and 1/13

A new semester means a new chance to join the fun that is False Profits!

We are looking for comedians who like performing all styles of comedy rather than just one form. So for our auditions, those interested can perform:

-One 3-minute standup set AND an improv scene with another auditionee
-Two improv scenes

During the first callback, everyone will perform 1-2 improv scenes. And everyone who didn’t perform standup night 1 will be asked to at least tell us a story (No pressure, we just want to see your personality / delivery and what you find interesting. We don’t expect a Louis CK set, so don’t worry!).

At final callbacks, everyone will perform one improv scene and a different story or standup set (max 3 mins).

We’re interested in how you think, not making us laugh. So don’t put too much pressure on yourself.


High Five,
False Profits

PS – If you have any questions about auditions, feel free to post on the event, message our page or email us at

***Must be currently enrolled student at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill***

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