“We’re Trying, Mom” Comedy Show ANNOUNCED!

“We’re Trying, Mom” Comedy Show Saturday, October 4 – 8PM – Hanes Art 121 WE’RE BACK! And we’ve got new toys – mainly A HUGE ASS SUBWOOFER. We’ve learned that every song has bass if you want it to (and you’ll learn too if you come)! This will be a night full of standup, bass, improv, bass, sketches, bass, and bass*. It’s also Peter and Scarves’ first show as Profits. So come support** them! Doors at 7:30 PM Seating is limited due to equipment eliminating seating, so please come early to guarantee… Read More

Please Welcome Our Newest Disciples!

It has been a blast getting to know y’all over the past 3 days. We genuinely wish we could have added all of you on to the troupe this semester. This was the largest Final Callback in False Profits’ history, so please feel good about being a part of this extremely strong talent pool. All of you are amazing performers, and we want to work with all of you. If you did not receive an invitation to join the Disciples, please join us at our open workshops, and PLEASE audition in the spring…. Read More

Audition Final Callbacks

What an incredible night of auditions! We can’t even begin to say how blown away we are by y’all’s talent. And to have such talented people invested in this group means a lot to all of us. So we thank you for that. We thought deliberating last night was tough. Well, tonight was infinitely harder. We said it last night, and we’ll say it again, if you did not receive a callback, PLEASE come to our open workshops and audition again. Every single person had someone fighting for them tonight, which is why… Read More

Audition Callbacks

First off, we would like to thank everyone so much for auditioning. ALL of you were hilarious people and made us laugh. We can’t stress that enough. It took over 2 1/2 hours of deliberating to get a callback list, which says a lot about y’all’s talent. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE audition again if you did not receive a callback because you all are very talented. We will also be offering public workshops this semester if you would like to drop in, do some improv, and improve. If you did not receive a… Read More