OFFICIALLY APPROVED
By Kenan Bateman It took a couple months of work, but we’re proud to announce that earlier today, we were officially approved by UNC! There are too many people to thank for helping us out, but you know who you are, and know that we couldn’t have done it without you.
Dom Antonietti
Senior El’ Presidente Dom Antonietti was looking for the bathroom and somehow ended up here. He’s nerdy, narcoleptic, and shrfsjbeksjdbdk
Patrick Fiorilli
Senior Director of Instruction (December 2017 – Present) Profit (December 2016 – Present) Disciple (January 2016 – December 2016) Patrick’s parents gave him unrestricted access to the Internet at age 5–which really set a lot of wheels in motion looking back on it. He likes neat old things, telling people interesting facts, and amusing only himself by making fun of television commercials.
Joseph Delmastro
Junior Treasurer (December 2017 – Present) Profit (November 2017 – Present) Disciple (August 2016 – November 2017) Joseph Delmastrois currently working on a glitter/mac & cheese hybrid following the astounding success of his sequin/glazed ham combo. He’s also looking for a marketing/decoupage intern, so apply below.
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