“False Profits, The Musical” Comedy Show Announced!

RSVP to the “False Profits, The Musical” Event on Facebook! *Not actually a musical* SENIOR SHOW (details below) THE ONLY SPRING 2015 FALSE PROFITS SHOW! Naysayers have labeled us as “The Worst A Cappella Group On Campus”….but we’re about to see if they’re right (they are right) But what about the standup, improv, and sketch comedy?! You told me there would be standup, improv and sketch comedy! Oh don’t you worry. There will be lots of standup, improv and sketch comedy (God dammit, Google. Rank us higher for “standup, improv and sketch… Read More


First off, on behalf of all of us, the 6 of you made our decision extremely tough. Every single one of you had people fighting for you and fighting hard. It sucks that we can only take so many Disciples because we’d love to have all 6 of you on our troupe, and we sincerely mean that. So please, please come back and audition in the fall because you should enter as early favorites to make the troupe. If you did not make the troupe and would like the notes on what you… Read More

Auditions – Spring 2015

WE WANT YOU! No comedy experience is required! If we like your potential, we’re here to teach you! Open Auditions – Sunday, January 11, 7-9 PM (Union 3408) Callbacks – 1/12 and 1/13 A new semester means a new chance to join the fun that is False Profits! We are looking for comedians who like performing all styles of comedy rather than just one form.


Everyone, we’re proud to introduce our NEWEST PROFIT!! ANITA SIMHA Join us in congratulating her, and we can’t wait for her to join us on stage next month! High Five, -FP