“We’re Trying, Mom” Comedy Show ANNOUNCED!

“We’re Trying, Mom” Comedy Show Saturday, October 4 – 8PM – Hanes Art 121 WE’RE BACK! And we’ve got new toys – mainly A HUGE ASS SUBWOOFER. We’ve learned that every song has bass if you want it to (and you’ll learn too if you come)! This will be a night full of standup, bass, improv, bass, sketches, bass, and bass*. It’s also Peter and Scarves’ first show as Profits. So come support** them! Doors at 7:30 PM Seating is limited due to equipment eliminating seating, so please come early to guarantee… Read More

Auditions – Fall 2014

No comedy experience is required! If we like your potential, we’re here to teach you! Open Workshop – Wednesday, August 20, 7-9PM (Union 3206A) ***Come hang out and learn some helpful tips before auditions. No judgement here, just teaching!*** Open Auditions – Sunday, August 24, 7-10 PM (Union 3411) Callbacks – 8/25 and 8/26 Hope everyone had a great summer! A new semester means a new chance to join the fun that is False Profits! We are looking for comedians who like performing all styles of comedy rather than just one form.

Disciples Spring Comedy Show

FREE COMEDY SHOW (actually a free show) Come see the future of False Profits perform a standup, improv and sketch comedy show. It’s free! It’s right here on campus! — Carroll 033 It’s a nice study break for a Sunday night!

“Free (With Purchase)” Comedy Show Announced

“Free (With Purchase)” Comedy Show Friday, April 4 – 8PM – Murray G202 We have a COMPLETELY NEW show hot and ready for you, and it’s 100% totally free (after you buy a ticket)!* It’ll be full of standup, improv, sketches and April foolery.